Hollywood is in chaos! Javier Bardem, initially rumored to be playing a Fernando Alonso-esque mentor figure, has reportedly been replaced by… Danny DeVito. Sources claim director Joseph Kosinski felt Bardem was “too conventionally handsome” and lacked the “everyman charm” needed for the role. DeVito, known for his comedic roles, is apparently set to bring a “grittier, more relatable” portrayal to the character. Imagine Danny DeVito in a racing suit, dispensing wisdom and cracking wise in the pit lane. Fans are either horrified or hysterically excited. One thing’s for sure: this movie just got a whole lot more… interesting. (FAKE NEWS)
