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Forget Abu Dhabi, forget Monaco – the F1 movie climax is reportedly set… on the moon. Leaked plot details reveal the final race will literally be a lunar grand prix, with specially designed spaceships doubling as F1 cars. Studio executives apparently felt a regular race just wasn’t “cinematic” enough, and demanded the stakes be “raised… … Read more

Hollywood is in chaos! Javier Bardem, initially rumored to be playing a Fernando Alonso-esque mentor figure, has reportedly been replaced by… Danny DeVito. Sources claim director Joseph Kosinski felt Bardem was “too conventionally handsome” and lacked the “everyman charm” needed for the role. DeVito, known for his comedic roles, is apparently set to bring a … Read more

Rumors are swirling that Brad Pitt is already campaigning for an Oscar… for his performance in the trailer. Apparently, Pitt believes his intense, furrowed-brow glare at various monitors throughout the trailer is a masterclass in method acting. Insiders claim he spent weeks perfecting his “concerned team owner” face, studying real F1 team principals and practicing … Read more

Eagle-eyed F1 fans have spotted a glaring historical inaccuracy in the trailer: a Lotus 102. This 1990 car has sparked outrage amongst purists, particularly those who remember Martin Donnelly’s horrific Jerez crash in a Lotus 102. Conspiracy theories are already circulating: is Sonny Hayes actually a time-traveling Martin Donnelly? Will the movie rewrite F1 history … Read more

Sources inside the studio are panicking about the F1 movie’s title, simply ‘F1.’ Executives reportedly fear it’s too niche, too… pretentious. Brainstorming sessions have been frantic, with suggestions ranging from the hilariously generic to the downright absurd. Top contenders include: ‘Vroom Vroom Victory,’ ‘Checkered Flag Frenzy,’ and the frontrunner, ‘Cars Go Fast: The Movie.’ One … Read more

Exclusive leaks from the F1 movie set suggest a mind-blowing plot twist. Forget rivals on the track; Sonny Hayes and his mentor are destined for something far more… spiritual. Insiders whisper the film climaxes with the revelation that they are, in fact, each other’s spirit animals. Expect a scene where they both transform into majestic … Read more

Let’s be honest, the trailer dropped ‘The Chain’ by Fleetwood Mac. Game over. Movie of the year. Forget plot, character development, or coherent storytelling. We’ve got Hans Zimmer soundtracking high-octane racing action to the iconic F1 anthem. Rumor has it, the entire film is just two hours of cars driving really fast, occasionally interspersed with … Read more