"LEAKED ENDING: F1 Movie Culminates in a Literal Race to the Moon – 'Needed to Raise the Stakes,' Explains Studio Exec" (FAKE NEWS)

“LEAKED ENDING: F1 Movie Culminates in a Literal Race to the Moon – ‘Needed to Raise the Stakes,’ Explains Studio Exec” (FAKE NEWS)

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Forget Abu Dhabi, forget Monaco – the F1 movie climax is reportedly set… on the moon. Leaked plot details reveal the final race will literally be a lunar grand prix, with specially designed spaceships doubling as F1 cars. Studio executives apparently felt a regular race just wasn’t “cinematic” enough, and demanded the stakes be “raised… astronomically.” Expect zero-gravity pit stops, lunar rover cameos, and a dramatic finish with one car narrowly avoiding crashing into the Sea of Tranquility. NASA is reportedly “concerned,” but moviegoers are already booking their tickets for this truly out-of-this-world racing spectacle. (FAKE NEWS)