Sources inside the studio are panicking about the F1 movie’s title, simply ‘F1.’ Executives reportedly fear it’s too niche, too… pretentious. Brainstorming sessions have been frantic, with suggestions ranging from the hilariously generic to the downright absurd. Top contenders include: ‘Vroom Vroom Victory,’ ‘Checkered Flag Frenzy,’ and the frontrunner, ‘Cars Go Fast: The Movie.’ One executive allegedly argued, “If we call it ‘F1,’ how will people know it’s about… you know… cars?” The debate rages on, but one thing’s for sure: marketing meetings are probably more entertaining than most movies these days.
