“BREAKING: ‘The Chain’ Removed from F1 Movie Trailer – ‘Too Distracting from Background Actors’ Beauty,’ Claims Studio” (FAKE NEWS)

In a bizarre turn of events, Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ has reportedly been removed from the F1 movie trailer. Studio executives, after extensive focus group testing, concluded the iconic song was “distracting attention” from the film’s true stars: the background actors. “Viewers were so focused on ‘The Chain,’ they weren’t appreciating the… aesthetic excellence of our extras,” explained a studio spokesperson. The trailer will now be re-released with generic royalty-free music, allowing audiences to fully concentrate on the “background artistry.” Fans are outraged, music lovers are baffled, and the background actors are… probably still looking fabulous. (FAKE NEWS)