Brad Pitt Demands Oscar for ‘Intense Monitor Glare’ in F1 Movie Trailer – ‘It’s Method Acting!'”

Rumors are swirling that Brad Pitt is already campaigning for an Oscar… for his performance in the trailer. Apparently, Pitt believes his intense, furrowed-brow glare at various monitors throughout the trailer is a masterclass in method acting. Insiders claim he spent weeks perfecting his “concerned team owner” face, studying real F1 team principals and practicing his monitor-staring technique in a darkened room. He reportedly told studio executives, “That’s not just looking at a monitor, that’s feeling the pressure of a pit stop strategy in my soul!” Oscar buzz is… well, nonexistent, but Pitt’s dedication to trailer acting is truly… something.